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The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. This
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British
government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than
6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only
do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as
most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every
other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice
session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in
under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold
the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos
of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
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