A man had two tickets for the FA Cup final . As he sits down, another

man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to 

him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" said the man, "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?"

He says, "well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was 

supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup 

Final we haven't been together since we got married".

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't

find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take

the seat?"

The man shakes his head ...................."No. They're all at the funeral".