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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during
her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that??"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you
were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles
rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll
be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture".
"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok," commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a
nurse was performing oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness - but he's with BUPA."
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