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You know you're living in 2003 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have
e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get
an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years & worked for three different
companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff & are more likely to get long-service
awards.
AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
13. You read this entire list, & kept nodding & smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to
send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No.9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9
18. And now you're laughing inwardly for just making an ass of yourself. | |
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