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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 & 20,a women is like Africa;
half discovered,half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 & 30,a women is like America;
Well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 & 35,a women is like India;
Very hot,relaxed,& convinced of her own beauty
Between 36 & 40,a women is like France;
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 & 50,a women is like Yugoslavia;
Lost in war,hunted by past mistakes Masive reconstruction is now necessary
Between 51 & 60,a women is like Russia;
Very wide and boarders are unpatrolled.The frigid climate keeps people away
Between 61 & 70,a women is like Mongolia;
With Glorious and conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, They become like Afghanistan;
Everyone knows where it is,but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 & 70, a man is like Iraq;
Ruled by a dick.
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