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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
delivered.
Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in
favour if it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even
10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced before.
But
as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to
go
ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
was
still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and
was
amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to feel
quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to
him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the milkman was dead on the
porch.
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