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There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled
it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the
desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for
today?"
"There's something wrong with my d*ck," he replied. The receptionist became
irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things
like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if
the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't p*ss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter. | |
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