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The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk...
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and
pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife
STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
"His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my
shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap
her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's
sound asleep! Works Every Time!!!
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